The Prairie Oyster

“I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.” ~ Frank Sinatra

“Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.” ~ Winston Churchill

Drink Responsibly

Drink sir, is a great provoker of three things… nose painting, sleep and urine. Lechery, sir, it provokes, and unprovokes; it provokes the desire but takes away the performance.” — Shakespeare’s Macbeth

Pregame

“Work is the curse of the drinking classes.” ~ Oscar Wilde

During the Game

“I drink to make other people more interesting.” ~ Ernest Hemingway

Post-Game

“The only way that I could figure they could improve upon Coca-Cola, one of life’s most delightful elixirs, which studies prove will heal the sick and occasionally raise the dead, is to put bourbon in it.” ~ Lewis Grizzard

The Morning After

“Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.” ~ Ernest Hemingway

The Playbook

  1. Emergen-C
  2. Drink, Water, Repeat
  3. Cheers and Pedialyte
  4. Midol and Liquid I.V.
  5. Coffee, Bacon and Eggs (Optional)

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